>Google your name and the word “needs” in quotes (“Kevin needs”) and see what you get.
List the first 7 entries (some of mine sucked so I went with the funniest 7).
1 – Your Money
2 – More Beer on Flickr
3 – Signs
4 – To Bring Home the Bacon
5 – Social Glue Ideas
6 – Something Different than That
7 – To Rant (usually on a daily basis)
Fear the Drum Major 
>1. Lewis needs a kidney.2. Lewis needs to beat it.3. Lewis needs to curb your enthusiasm.4. Lewis needs to resign.5. Lewis needs to sign for less money.6. Lewis needs a new pair of shoes.7. Lewis needs to apologize to.
>Sean needs…a girlfrienda datefive cakesa bigger cannonwrestling shoesto quit feeling sorry for himselfsome new underwear
>David really needs a date.David needs your help.David needs a steady influence.David needs the beach.David needs football.David needs a kidney donor(!)David needs a black friend.
>I did one like this on Facebook … and it was so R-Rated I had to post on my blog instead. Instead of “needs to” it was “likes to”. According to Google, I like to “be rectally penetrated while deepthroating a large penis”. Google has a warped sense of humor!